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Post  Father General on Fri Dec 14, 2012 2:04 am

Why will General Blunt run from battle on Saturday?

Because he can't fly!
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Post  MajorByrd on Fri Dec 14, 2012 2:07 am

You wanna go camping?
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Post  Uncle Billy on Fri Dec 14, 2012 2:58 pm

Father General wrote:Why will General Blunt run from battle on Saturday?

Because he can't fly!
An execrable comment, sir. You and your men will pay dearly for that insult. I have brought along many shovels as I am not in the habit of taking prisoners.

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Post  Father General on Fri Dec 14, 2012 11:39 pm

Uncle Billy wrote:
Father General wrote:Why will General Blunt run from battle on Saturday?

Because he can't fly!
An execrable comment, sir. You and your men will pay dearly for that insult. I have brought along many shovels as I am not in the habit of taking prisoners.

I'm glad you brought those shovels. My men will need them to bury you. We would have brought them ourselves, of course, but my men were too busy carrying their rifles and ammunition.
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Post  Uncle Billy on Sat Dec 15, 2012 12:37 am

I'm glad you brought those shovels. My men will need them to bury you. We would have brought them ourselves, of course, but my men were too busy carrying their rifles and ammunition.
I have passed around your likeness to a company of my hair-lifters. They assure me you shall be closely barbered.

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Post  Father General on Sat Dec 15, 2012 1:37 am

Love me some pre-fight smack talk...

Dance like a butterfly, sting like a bee!
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Post  Martin on Sat Dec 15, 2012 9:20 am

Wouldn't it be delightful if the two of you turned-out to be on the same side Very Happy

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Post  Mr. Digby on Sat Dec 15, 2012 1:04 pm

...then the other side could sit back and watch the battle.

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"I had forgotten there was an objective." - Generallieutenant Mikhail Borozdin I
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Post  Uncle Billy on Sat Dec 15, 2012 3:27 pm

Martin wrote:Wouldn't it be delightful if the two of you turned-out to be on the same side Very Happy

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Post  Martin on Sat Dec 15, 2012 3:37 pm

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Martin wrote:Wouldn't it be delightful if the two of you turned-out to be on the same side Very Happy

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Post  Mr. Digby on Sat Dec 15, 2012 5:03 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__kQX12S9YI

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